
So there's this guy named Harry Hurt III. He would do things, like be a stand-up comedian or sportscaster, or learn to figure skate, or work in a chocolate factory, or become a doorman for a day at a Washington, D.C. hotel during Obama's inauguration, and then he'd write about his experiences in the New York Times in his weekly column titled Executive Pursuits.
Well, one week he wrote at the end of his column, as simple as pie, that his column was over. Downsizing at the Times, like everywhere else, I supposed. I was crestfallen. I hadn't realized how much Harry Hurt III punctuated my Saturdays.
So I emailed him, set up an interview and we've talked and emailed a number of times. I'm even following him on Twitter. You know why? Because of what Harry's doing next.
Award-winning journalist Harry Hurt III is driving across the United States with two turtles in a Smart Car, observing 'a world of hurt,' as he calls it, and writing about it.
First stop? Kennebunkport, Maine, home to the first President Bush (photo courtesy of World of Hurt). The footage of former President Bush getting in Harry's Smart Car and proclaiming, "You have turtles! Are they gonna' go all the way with you?" is priceless, if you ask me.
When Harry and I talked, our interview went something like this:
Me: "Harry, why do you do the things you do?"
Harry: "Because I'm stark raving mad."
Me: "What advice would you give others who might want to follow in your footsteps?"
Harry: "Take two aspirin and quit."
So he's a bit of a salty dog who clearly likes to be the one interviewing and writing, not being interviewed and written about. Or, perhaps he just doesn't like me. Yet, he did manage to share these couple tips:
Me: "How easy is it for you gain access to these pursuits?"
Harry: "Once people realize I'm not going to blow up their zamboni or butcher their ballerinas, they're open to letting me participate. If you show respect and humility, then you can do a lot of interesting things."
Me: "What was your reaction to losing the New York Times column?"
Harry: "My reaction was my action."
My reaction was my action. Great line. Great advice.
Harry lost his stable weekly gig. Within weeks, he launched a website, bought a Smart Car, got the turtles, gained sponsors, pointed his compass in a new direction, and set out.
Here's what Harry has to say (on his website) about his situation:
America is literally in a world of hurt not seen since the Great Depression. The stock market and the housing market are in the pits, the banks are teetering on collapse, and corporate icons like AIG, GM, and Chrysler are either in bankruptcy or on the verge. Four million people across the country have lost their jobs.
I’m no exception. In fact, I’m the Everyman. The New York Times has just dropped my “Executive Pursuits” column after 98 consecutive installments spanning almost four years. Although I still write a book review column once a month, my chances of finding equivalent employment are bleak since the print media look like toast and the network TV outlets for which I’ve done sideline gigs are melting like butter in the face of competition from the Internet.
But hey, when the going gets tough, the pros get wired and hit the road with a populist vengeance. That’s what WORLD OF HURT: Working Across America in a Smart Car is all about. You might think of it as a tech savvy Studs Terkel meets Dennis Hopper, Jack Kerouac, and John Steinbeck on a non-fiction road trip inspired by a tradition that dates back to Alexis de Toqueville.
And here are the jobs Harry is planning to work as he crosses the country:
* Maine lobster boat worker
* NYC hair dresser at the Carlyle Hotel
* Pennsylvania Amish country fake fireplace maker
* Washington, DC doorman at the Four Seasons Hotel
Pit Stop: Eastern Tennessee: My 1858 Immigrant Ancestor
* Atlanta janitor at Baptist church
* Palm Beach male escort service
* Miami cigar roller in Little Havana
* Birmingham, Alabama chef at Benihana
* Pit Stop: New Orleans: My Harvard Thesis on the Mardi Gras
* Tunica, Mississippi casino black jack dealer
* South Louisiana oil field roughneck
* South Texas wild boar hunter
* Amarillo, Texas fast food worker on Route 66
Pit Stop: Heaven, Hell, and Houston, My Home Town
* Santa Fe, New Mexico commune handyman
* Vail, Colorado ski slope snowcat driver
* Southern, Utah outdoor survival guide trainee
* Irvine, California video game creator
* Northern, California medical marijuana farmer
The Ultimate Pit Stop: Driving a Cab in New York City
I love things like this, because, as you know, I'm a "journey" kind of person, and I'm never quite sure where we're going on this FoodShed Planet. Oh, sure, we may have an itinerary to follow, at least superficially, and Harry certainly has one of those. But where, truly where is Harry going? I suspect that although Harry will travel the country, the greatest ground he'll cover will be in his heart and soul. (Did I just make you gag, Harry?!)
So Harry Hurt III, his Smart Car and his turtles are coming to Atlanta. Will I get to meet Harry? Nothing in any of our conversations or emails leads me to think that Harry has the slightest fondness for me. Yet, something tells me Harry and I are meant to cross paths, for reasons I (and he) don't yet know.
(See you soon, Harry!)
